The PCP is proud to bring you a major exclusive celebrity interview. Thanks to the editor's Scottish connections, he's been able to lure (blackmail) GMTV celebrity lush, Carla Romano, and Lost's psychic hunk, Desmond, played by Glaswegian actor, Henry Ian Cusick, to these fair cyber shores. This is the interview transcript in full: CR: Hello, Desmond! As you know, I'm the biggest foreign sycophant in all of Hollywood, so I hope your arse can withstand some serious kissing.
HIC: It's Henry, not Desmond. And is your skin meant to be that orange?
CR: Anyway, Henry, thanks for agreeing to an exclusive, tell-all interview to reveal the ending of Lost. So, what’s the big news?
HIC: About what, exactly?
CR: You know, on the ending…of the show.
HIC: Naw, orange lady, you've got me there. What show?
CR: 'Lost', of course.
HIC: Very much so, aye.
CR: You've really got no idea, have you?
HIC: Not a clue what you're talking about. Are you here to take me away from this strange beachy paradise and back to Glasgow?
CR: Oh, bollocks to this- I'm off to find a sunbed. Bye Desmond, I mean Henry.
HIC: Aye. See you in another life, brother.
1 comment:
Well, this is funny!
well done!
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