Male Stripper's Lethal Weapon

A male stripper who dresses as a policeman was arrested this week with wielding an offensive weapon.

The stripper from Aberdeen, who advertises himself as “packing a serious truncheon”, was arrested for having a CS gas canister as an accessory.

However, a local woman has revealed that “fraud” would be a more appropriate charge, as his lethal weapon is “so small you’d need Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass to see it.”