Wii like - Nintendo gives prisoners new chat-up line

Word from inside the joint reaches PCP towers that prisoners are going gaga for Wii (pron. 'we'). That's the new Nintendo Wii, yo.

See, the new game console's unique playing style - using the controller like a kind of raquet or lightsabre handle - is leading to frenetic game play. This leads to sweaty palms and which in turn leads to controllers slipping right outta hands and onto the floor.

Like soap.

You wanna pick it up?

Go on. Pick it up bitch.