Back in the 80s, purple pop star, Prince, was writing lyrical Viagra so filthy that I had to have a cold shower every time I listened to his songs.
Banned single, Erotic City was one such audio grot, Purple Rain track Darling Nikki was another. His output of sexy songs was so prodigious that he had too many for himself.
So he gave them to other artists, such as Sheena Easton. After, allegedly, love-grinding his Purple Highness pelt-like* pelvis, the wee Scots lassie recorded a Prince-penned number called Sugar Walls. You can probably work out what 'sugar walls' the pop star was referring to.
Equally sexy, yet infintely more sublte and stylish is Ded Associates' new wallpaper, Paper Voyeur. My old mates' Jon and Nik have come up with easily the sexiest wall coverings of the year. And if you want to write about it, sell it or buy it, simply contact them on +44 (0)114 249 3939. They're rather shit hot graphic designers so if you need any design work done, bear them in mind.
Alternatively, you could do the low rent version which is to trace Playboy pages onto your wall and colour in with magic markers. That'd look good.
*used only for alliteration purposes.
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